So, you don't want to go to that feast?
Why not?
But anyway, so you just go home.
The next few days you stay depressed, because Rosaline has left the city.
After a few attempts to kill yourself, which all fail, because you're
too dumb to do something like that, you decide to just get it over with
and live on.
The next day you get an invitation to Rosaline's wedding with Mercutio, your best friend. At once, you run to Mercutio and want to fight with him.
"What happened?"
"What, that's all thou art to say?"
"Yes, it is"
"I am going to kill thee!"
"Ahh, I don't think so!"
You are so in rage that you don't see the pot of flowers falling from the fifth floor of the house next to you. It smashes on your head and you are suddenly very quiet.
When you wake up, the wedding is over and you decide to become a monk and found a church in Siberia. You fight with polar bears and wolves and after a few years you meet a Russian girl named Rosalinski. You throw away all your crosses and your other monk(ey)-stuff and marry her. You become 85 years old and eat as much Borscht as there is snow in Siberia.
The End.
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Romeo Land
a hyperfiction by Lk 12, Helmholtz-Gymnasium Bielefeld 1997/1998